2013/10/31

網球場上的饒舌歌曲

這首Chalk Dust - The Umpire Strikes Back(粉塵 - 裁判的反擊)是英國演員Kaplan KayeRoger Kitter組成的饒舌團體-The Brat(搗蛋鬼)1982年推出的單曲。The Brat以反諷的搞笑,將前網球球王John McEnroe(馬克安諾)與裁判爭吵的經典情境譜成饒舌歌曲。歌曲裡扮演球員與裁判的兩人為了一球到底有沒有壓到白線而開始OUT?!You gotta be kiddingThe ball's in, everyone can see that the ball's in。。。有趣的歌詞搭配英式的諷刺搞笑,幽默,開心一下。




歌詞:


The Brat : Chalk Dust - The Umpire Strikes Back

Oh I say, well played sir
Fifteen love
Oh my goodness me, what a shot
Thirty love
Who could possibly return that backhand?
Thirty fifteen
These two boys really mean business today
Forty fifteen
Out
Out
What!
Out
WHAT!
The ball was out
You gotta be kidding
The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust
That ball was in by about a mile
You people here are goddamn senile
Don't be noisy, there's a good chap
You'll wake the line person, she's having a nap.
Screwball
Call yourself an umpire
You're a screwball
Play on
You're being rather naughty
Kindly play on
I won't play on till you change your call
You didn't even see the (beep beep) ball
I come over here to play a (beep beep) game
But you blind geriatrics are the (beep beep) thing
The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust
Awfully sorry but the ball was out
I'd be jolly grateful if you didn't shout
If you don't like it here well you shouldn't come
Frankly sir
You're a pain in the bum
Moron, I want another umpire you're a moron
Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer there was chalk dust
You pick on me cause of who I am
I'm not playing on and I don't give a damn
The ball wasn't out it's a goddamn lie
I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry...
Chalk dust
I wanna see my daddy there was chalk dust
Boring
I'm going to have to shoot you now
You're boring
I am sorry about this
You tedious little brat
I am sick of you
The umpire strikes back

Oh, you're the pits, you're scum man, you are not fit to be called a human being

I was talking to myself. 

影片來源:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXM6t4SCLNE
歌詞來源:http://www.britishtennis.com/lyrics/brat.shtml
圖片來源:http://www.mr70s.com/ekmps/shops/mr70s/images/the-brat-chalk-dust-the-umpire-strikes-back.-7-single.-723-p.jpg

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