網球場上的饒舌歌曲

這首Chalk Dust - The Umpire Strikes Back(粉塵 - 裁判的反擊)是英國演員Kaplan Kaye與Roger Kitter組成的饒舌團體-The Brat(搗蛋鬼)1982年推出的單曲。The Brat以反諷的搞笑，將前網球球王John McEnroe(馬克安諾)與裁判爭吵的經典情境譜成饒舌歌曲。歌曲裡扮演球員與裁判的兩人為了一球到底有沒有壓到白線而開始”唱“：OUT？！You gotta be kidding！The ball's in, everyone can see that the ball's in。。。有趣的歌詞搭配英式的諷刺搞笑，幽默，開心一下。




歌詞：

The Brat : Chalk Dust - The Umpire Strikes Back

Oh I say, well played sir

Fifteen love

Oh my goodness me, what a shot

Thirty love

Who could possibly return that backhand?

Thirty fifteen

These two boys really mean business today

Forty fifteen

Out

Out

What!

Out

WHAT!

The ball was out

You gotta be kidding

The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in

Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust

That ball was in by about a mile

You people here are goddamn senile

Don't be noisy, there's a good chap

You'll wake the line person, she's having a nap.

Screwball

Call yourself an umpire

You're a screwball

Play on

You're being rather naughty

Kindly play on

I won't play on till you change your call

You didn't even see the (beep beep) ball

I come over here to play a (beep beep) game

But you blind geriatrics are the (beep beep) thing

The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in

Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust

Awfully sorry but the ball was out

I'd be jolly grateful if you didn't shout

If you don't like it here well you shouldn't come

Frankly sir

You're a pain in the bum

Moron, I want another umpire you're a moron

Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer there was chalk dust

You pick on me cause of who I am

I'm not playing on and I don't give a damn

The ball wasn't out it's a goddamn lie

I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry...

Chalk dust

I wanna see my daddy there was chalk dust

Boring

I'm going to have to shoot you now

You're boring

I am sorry about this

You tedious little brat

I am sick of you

The umpire strikes back

Oh, you're the pits, you're scum man, you are not fit to be called a human being

I was talking to myself. 

影片來源：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXM6t4SCLNE
歌詞來源：http://www.britishtennis.com/lyrics/brat.shtml
圖片來源：http://www.mr70s.com/ekmps/shops/mr70s/images/the-brat-chalk-dust-the-umpire-strikes-back.-7-single.-723-p.jpg